We're eating with Grandma and Grandpa at a resturant a number of years ago-not long enough, when the conversation shifted to traveling in Florida. Grandma speaks up in a plenty loud voice-loud enough for all to hear, "We stayed in Florida once, years ago. It was the best condom I've ever seen. Yes a big condom right on the beach. Doty's next door let us use their condom. I'll never forget it." Nor will we Grandma, nor will we.
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I LOVE Grams. We've never met, but I feel like family!
I used that SAME word when I was in 7th grade in that exact same context. Amazing.
Oh--those condoms were so nice. Doty, sure is a nice neighbor. She always had a big house on the hill :)
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