Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Dark Horse at Texas Pride Sat Jan 23

We'll have cozy little cafe music at the Texas Pride from 6-9. The food is really good and reasonably priced. Come early as seating is limited. It's just west of the Huntsville Park next to the church.

We'll be biting the heads of some chickens if we can get the management to agree. So don't miss the fun.



For the first 10 people that come in and say, "hey, Dave you're the man!" I will turn my head completely around on my body.

I also and thinking of being a phycologist-amature of course, to pick up a little money on the side.

If anybody has done that before I'd appreciate any advice you have if you don't charge.
I have been thinking of combining both.

Thursday, January 7, 2010

SEEING DOUBLE

I'm walking into Home Depot and I notice the guy ahead of me is wearing the exact same shirt.
I don't think anything of it until I see him again in the store. I say, "nice shirt." He nods and smiles. I then see him again in lumber. I say "nice fit" He says "so is yours." we pass and then I bump into him in the restroom. This has become very awkward to say the least. There is nothing left to say but "Where did you get it?" He says "sears." I just keep standing there playing like I'm peeing.


All I can think about is "You bought me a shirt from Sears!" Sears sell dryers and weed eaters. What a dumbass shirt. I threw it in the garbage as soon as I got home.