I want to add to the assessories list available to members of the "Fake Eye-Patch" Gang. We now have available Raccon Tails!
Yes, no other gang has them and they are exclusive here. 
Just $5.95 per tail with your $2.75 Fake Eye-Patch. You'll really look groovey.
Available in small, medium and large or the one size fits all.
You'll be a hit and everybody will want one just to be like you.
5 comments:
I will take for tails...........for four little rascals...........do those tails come with the traps that caught them?
That was supposed to say four tails.......I think I am going to invent spell checker for blog comments.
Dad--check out the lady on my What the Heck...she has a great racoon tail. I think it could be a trend setter.
Jamie, that lady was the one that got me thinking, "Hey, that tail looks pretty good. I wonder what it would look like on a man?" The rest is going to be history. dc
I think you are right. Lowell would be proud. Maybe he could be our sponsor from above and beyond? He was always on the look out for a white eye patch... he hated wearing his black one to the temple... something to do with pirates I think. Maybe if he'd had a raccoon tail to go with it, he would have felt better.
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