Funny Frazes... add some of your own.

I think this is a funny comeback.... What are ya doin?

Just trying not to gas up.

Just looking for a safe place to have a seizure.

Just looking for a safe place to land.

Just lookin' for the "man."

Tryin' to "stick-it to whitie."

Tryin' to stay "light on my feet."

Tryin' to look pretty.

Give me some of your favorite or creative ones.