Next Problem-Voting Your Conscience

If people want to change to way the present administration is going the only thing we can do is vote for the GOP front runner, no matter who it is. Then a repeal of healthcare bill can be inacted. If people don't like the GOP candidate and they vote for a independent then they are throwing their vote away. They'll be ridin' the wrong horse. Now is the time to hold hands and stick together. The media will give an undo amount of press to an independent because it sells "papers." Just watch what happens as we get closer to election time. We're going to find out just how bad people think the healthcare bill really was. By that time people may have forgotten all about it and just let it go. I hope not.

The real Problem

The danger to America is not Barack Obama but a citizenry capable of entrusting a man like him with the presidency. It will be easier to limit and undo the follies of an Obama presidency than to restore the necessary common sense and good judgment to an electorate willing to have such a man for their president. The problem is much deeper and far more serious than Mr. Obama, who is a mere symptom of what ails us. Blaming the prince of the fools should not blind anyone to the vast confederacy of fools that made him their prince. The republic can survive a Barack Obama. It is less likely to survive a multitude of fools such as those who made him their president.” -- Author Unknown 

Dark Horse Saturday Night at Texas Pride. You'Re all invited.

Grandma quotes

I stopped in to check on Linda's mother and said, "Grandma, what ya doin'?" She said, "doing all I can and the dumb ones twice." Thats, dang funny.

Grandma is telling me about the daughter of her visiting teacher. The visiting teacher is the nicest person ever and has a daughter that is gifted in ballet (That doesn't look right.) She says, Zina, her name is Gina, has this beautiful daughter, so beautiful and is a ballerina. so beautiful.
six foot seven, blonde with black hair.
I thought just what does that mean? Who could catch her in a dance move. Linda's brother-in-law said, she shouldn't model, she should play for theUtah Jazz.

Woman Jokes- Where they come Phrom

I wondered where women jokes come from. So I went into a trance and astro-projected my mind into the collective mind of all women to see what was in there. Woha, what the ..... I saw two things:
1. Their jokes begin with "two gals were waiting at the beauty parlor..,,,"
and
2. Everything was organized on 3x5 cards that were placed neatly in little cubby holes in this massive room. Perfect order but no index.

Well, not to worry. The female goes in and closes her eyes and picks one of the cards. She then calls the man to her and says, "This is a new priority in your life. Keep doing what you're doing but do this first." It's stuff like, paint the little yellow dresser stored in the shed grey and you still have to go to church because I said so. Guys, this is really important stuff so pay attention. The idea is for her to get rid of all the cards before you die!

Man Jokes-Their Origin or in other words Where They Come From

For some reason I couldn't post on here with my iPhone so I had to do it on facebook but I'm putting it here also because I need to add to it:

So I wake up at 3:30 in the morning and I think, "A lot of funny things happen when two guys are walking down a road." I want to know where that road is and who are the two guys. I think they would make a s... load of money if they wrote a book (saying that word at 3:30 in the morning sounds really funny to me.)