Thursday, July 1, 2010

The New Dave's BigFootShow......................

Monday, July 26, 2010
Texas Pride, BBQ, Huntsville, UT
Local People sharing Local unexplained Experiences. These are not campfire stories. They are real events in the lives of real people. We aren't trying to prove or disprove the existence of a BigFoot type creature but we are saying it's not a man in a suit.







Dinner and the Music of Dark Horse begins at 5:00pm, Show starts at 6-9pm. Bring your own chair (no lounges Please) come early and stake out your seat. Dinner will be served throughout the show.
Tickets on sale now at Texas Pride BBQ in Huntsville or from the Ticket Kid or call me at 1-801-791-0075 or email at CarverDavidL@aol.com. See ya there, See ya Scared!

Saturday, June 19, 2010

THIS IS THE SOMETHIN' BIG THAT IS COMIN'---mONDAY jULY 26, DAVE'S BIGFOOT SHOW AT TEXAS PRIDE, HUNTSVILLE


The BIG SOMTHIN' IS GOING TO BE REVEALED AT THIS TIME: On Monday July 26, Texas Pride BBQ and Davieboy Carver present DAVE'S BIGFOOT SHOW. (click)
In the old Huntsville Town Square there will be three hours of local people telling their experiences of the unexplained in the local area. The first event of it's kind in the state of Utah. The number of experiences from around here... is amazing. You won't want to miss this night. Advanced ticket sales will begin monday June 21st. Watch for The TICKET KIDS and at the resturant. Bring your lawn chairs and come ready for a great and scarey time. Follow this link for more info. Hope to see you there and hope to see you scared!!!!!!!!!!1

Thursday, June 17, 2010

DARK HORse public CalenDAR summer 2010

Sat Apr 17 Union Station Ogden 3:00 pm

Sat May 22 Texas Pride BBQ Huntsville 6:00 pm

Sat Jun 5 Squaw Peak 50 Provo Canyon 3:00 pm

Sat Jun 19 Texas Pride BBQ Huntsville 6:00 pm

Sat Jul 23 Texas Pride BBQ Huntsville 6:00 pm

Mon Jul 26 Texas Pride BBQ Huntsville 5:00 pm

Wed Aug 11 Weber County Fair Fairgrounds 8:30 pm

Sat Aug 21 Skyline Mtn Marathon Eden Park 10:00 am

Sat Aug 28 Texas Pride BBQ Huntsville 6:00 pm

Fri Sep 10 La Caille Salt Lake City 6:30 pm

Sat Sep 25 Texas Pride BBQ Huntsville 6:00 pm

Sat Oct 30 Up and Over Wolf Mountain 10:00 am

Thursday, June 10, 2010

SOMETHING BIG IS COMING-July 26

YOu're going to want to attend. Monday, Night July 26, Something big, really, really big. Something
 hairy and scary big. This is so big as Tara Robertson's kid said, "it scared me right out of my crap!" That's how scary this is going to be.
This will be a family night for the brave. Hosted by Texas Pride, Produced by Davieboy Carver and it's not the Band. They will be there but it's even bigger than Dark Horse and you know how hard that is for me to say. Let's just say it will be on the news stations.

Tickets will go on sale soon. Get READY

Saturday, April 3, 2010

The NEW Dark Horse

"Smoke, on the water...."

If you want to see a fun party I'm working on for the summer, check out this link: Then look at the home page for the same

Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Next Problem-Voting Your Conscience

If people want to change to way the present administration is going the only thing we can do is vote for the GOP front runner, no matter who it is. Then a repeal of healthcare bill can be inacted. If people don't like the GOP candidate and they vote for a independent then they are throwing their vote away. They'll be ridin' the wrong horse. Now is the time to hold hands and stick together. The media will give an undo amount of press to an independent because it sells "papers." Just watch what happens as we get closer to election time. We're going to find out just how bad people think the healthcare bill really was. By that time people may have forgotten all about it and just let it go. I hope not.

Friday, March 26, 2010

The real Problem

The danger to America is not Barack Obama but a citizenry capable of entrusting a man like him with the presidency. It will be easier to limit and undo the follies of an Obama presidency than to restore the necessary common sense and good judgment to an electorate willing to have such a man for their president. The problem is much deeper and far more serious than Mr. Obama, who is a mere symptom of what ails us. Blaming the prince of the fools should not blind anyone to the vast confederacy of fools that made him their prince. The republic can survive a Barack Obama. It is less likely to survive a multitude of fools such as those who made him their president.” -- Author Unknown 

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Grandma quotes

I stopped in to check on Linda's mother and said, "Grandma, what ya doin'?" She said, "doing all I can and the dumb ones twice." Thats, dang funny.

Grandma is telling me about the daughter of her visiting teacher. The visiting teacher is the nicest person ever and has a daughter that is gifted in ballet (That doesn't look right.) She says, Zina, her name is Gina, has this beautiful daughter, so beautiful and is a ballerina. so beautiful.
six foot seven, blonde with black hair.
I thought just what does that mean? Who could catch her in a dance move. Linda's brother-in-law said, she shouldn't model, she should play for theUtah Jazz.

Thursday, March 4, 2010

Woman Jokes- Where they come Phrom

I wondered where women jokes come from. So I went into a trance and astro-projected my mind into the collective mind of all women to see what was in there. Woha, what the ..... I saw two things:
1. Their jokes begin with "two gals were waiting at the beauty parlor..,,,"
and
2. Everything was organized on 3x5 cards that were placed neatly in little cubby holes in this massive room. Perfect order but no index.

Well, not to worry. The female goes in and closes her eyes and picks one of the cards. She then calls the man to her and says, "This is a new priority in your life. Keep doing what you're doing but do this first." It's stuff like, paint the little yellow dresser stored in the shed grey and you still have to go to church because I said so. Guys, this is really important stuff so pay attention. The idea is for her to get rid of all the cards before you die!

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Man Jokes-Their Origin or in other words Where They Come From


For some reason I couldn't post on here with my iPhone so I had to do it on facebook but I'm putting it here also because I need to add to it:

So I wake up at 3:30 in the morning and I think, "A lot of funny things happen when two guys are walking down a road." I want to know where that road is and who are the two guys. I think they would make a s... load of money if they wrote a book (saying that word at 3:30 in the morning sounds really funny to me.)

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

DARK Horse SaTuRday Noght-Texas Pride

Great Family Fun. Ice skating,ribs and music.. See Ya there.

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Macho Peacho-No Matter How You Spell It I'm On My Way


I just watched a special on Machu Picchu in Peru. It was probably not a city at all but a vacation spot of the king.

It was inhabited for only 100 years.

However there are many unanswered questions like: How did they get those huge rocks up there and how did they cut them without the use of metal or the wheel?






Space aliens is the only answer.

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Dark Horse at Texas Pride Sat Jan 23

We'll have cozy little cafe music at the Texas Pride from 6-9. The food is really good and reasonably priced. Come early as seating is limited. It's just west of the Huntsville Park next to the church.

We'll be biting the heads of some chickens if we can get the management to agree. So don't miss the fun.



For the first 10 people that come in and say, "hey, Dave you're the man!" I will turn my head completely around on my body.

I also and thinking of being a phycologist-amature of course, to pick up a little money on the side.

If anybody has done that before I'd appreciate any advice you have if you don't charge.
I have been thinking of combining both.

Thursday, January 7, 2010

SEEING DOUBLE

I'm walking into Home Depot and I notice the guy ahead of me is wearing the exact same shirt.
I don't think anything of it until I see him again in the store. I say, "nice shirt." He nods and smiles. I then see him again in lumber. I say "nice fit" He says "so is yours." we pass and then I bump into him in the restroom. This has become very awkward to say the least. There is nothing left to say but "Where did you get it?" He says "sears." I just keep standing there playing like I'm peeing.


All I can think about is "You bought me a shirt from Sears!" Sears sell dryers and weed eaters. What a dumbass shirt. I threw it in the garbage as soon as I got home.