If I was going to be a HoBo I would never have a stupid doG

I saw a girl hobo down by the tracks this afternoon so I stopped and shared my half-eaten Twinkie with her and talked about how she liked smelling like pee. She said she couldn't tell. Anyway you can always tell a new hobo because: 1.  they haven't tied a red bandanna on their dog yet and 2.  they act all peppie.

I asked her about how she liked her dog and she said he was a real pain in the ass. I said why don't you let him run free like a real hobo dog so she let him go and he ran away. She called and called but he never came back. She had a tear form in her eye but I said, Just as well. She said she wanted to repay me for my kindness and I said it would be a buck-fifty. She asked if I had change and I said no ( I really did) but that I would have to owe her. So I kept the $2 because I started thinking about it and $1.50 wasn't enough. So it worked out. I saw her dog running in the bushes as she was walking away but I didn't say anything because I was doing her a favor.

This is the Schedule for Dave's BigFoot Show I and II in 2011

August 11th at the Weber County Fair Dave's BigFoot Show I-The Re-visitation. Even if you saw the first show there will be enough additions that you won't want to miss this one. This First Show prepares you to see

Dave's BigFoot Show II in Ogden Valley on September 3rd, That's the Saturday of Labor Day weekend. 
They are two different shows!!

Plus

The Family BigFoot Encounter Expeditions held on the west hills of Ogden Valley where you will be able to bring the whole family to take real photgraphs of fake BigFoots in their natural habitat. This experience will prepare you for the real thing if sometime in your future you are fortunate enough to meet one face to face or see one in the wild.

Then after a day of being around and hearing all about the creature known as BigFoot  you can run the BigFoot MidNight Blood Run. This 10k starts at 10:00pm at night and runs by the light of the  moon. Bring a good headlamp and a whole lot of courage as you'll need it. Staged actors will be along the route. This will be a once in a lifetime experience.

 This annual event will be one of a kind. Don't miss out on all the fun.

Go to: BigFoot USA for more details.