We're eating with Grandma and Grandpa at a resturant a number of years ago-not long enough, when the conversation shifted to traveling in Florida. Grandma speaks up in a plenty loud voice-loud enough for all to hear, "We stayed in Florida once, years ago. It was the best condom I've ever seen. Yes a big condom right on the beach. Doty's next door let us use their condom. I'll never forget it." Nor will we Grandma, nor will we.
