New Invention-Beard Hair protectors

Do you realize how much beard hair winds up on the floor? Well, if someone didn't cut their beard for a year that's how much there would be. This stuff is ground into the carpet or tile so Davie Boy has invented something to solve the problem. I get the old desk calenders that have a bunch of pages left-the kind that lay on the dest and you write on them, and then put them under me while I shave. Cool idea and very useful. I don't bother trying to get more than one shave out of them because they wouldn't be disposable then would they? Davieboy is inventin' like crazy.