Man Jokes-Their Origin or in other words Where They Come From

For some reason I couldn't post on here with my iPhone so I had to do it on facebook but I'm putting it here also because I need to add to it:

So I wake up at 3:30 in the morning and I think, "A lot of funny things happen when two guys are walking down a road." I want to know where that road is and who are the two guys. I think they would make a s... load of money if they wrote a book (saying that word at 3:30 in the morning sounds really funny to me.)

DARK Horse SaTuRday Noght-Texas Pride

Great Family Fun. Ice skating,ribs and music.. See Ya there.

Macho Peacho-No Matter How You Spell It I'm On My Way

I just watched a special on Machu Picchu in Peru. It was probably not a city at all but a vacation spot of the king.

It was inhabited for only 100 years.

However there are many unanswered questions like: How did they get those huge rocks up there and how did they cut them without the use of metal or the wheel?






Space aliens is the only answer.

There Is No Place That God Does Not Exist-The Void is the Spirit of God

Dark Horse at Texas Pride Sat Jan 23

We'll have cozy little cafe music at the Texas Pride from 6-9. The food is really good and reasonably priced. Come early as seating is limited. It's just west of the Huntsville Park next to the church.

We'll be biting the heads of some chickens if we can get the management to agree. So don't miss the fun.



For the first 10 people that come in and say, "hey, Dave you're the man!" I will turn my head completely around on my body.

I also and thinking of being a phycologist-amature of course, to pick up a little money on the side.

If anybody has done that before I'd appreciate any advice you have if you don't charge.
I have been thinking of combining both.

SEEING DOUBLE

I'm walking into Home Depot and I notice the guy ahead of me is wearing the exact same shirt.
I don't think anything of it until I see him again in the store. I say, "nice shirt." He nods and smiles. I then see him again in lumber. I say "nice fit" He says "so is yours." we pass and then I bump into him in the restroom. This has become very awkward to say the least. There is nothing left to say but "Where did you get it?" He says "sears." I just keep standing there playing like I'm peeing.


All I can think about is "You bought me a shirt from Sears!" Sears sell dryers and weed eaters. What a dumbass shirt. I threw it in the garbage as soon as I got home.

Happy New Year!

An old Indian who lived up Middle Fork said that this would be the year of the Dark Horse. Since Michael Jackson, the king of pop is gone there is nothing standing in our way. We'll be at Texas Pride Grill in Jan, Feb and Mar. Dates will follow. I hope you all have a wonderful new year and may all your resolutions be easy to break without remorse.