If I was going to be a HoBo I would never have a stupid doG

I saw a girl hobo down by the tracks this afternoon so I stopped and shared my half-eaten Twinkie with her and talked about how she liked smelling like pee. She said she couldn't tell. Anyway you can always tell a new hobo because: 1.  they haven't tied a red bandanna on their dog yet and 2.  they act all peppie.

I asked her about how she liked her dog and she said he was a real pain in the ass. I said why don't you let him run free like a real hobo dog so she let him go and he ran away. She called and called but he never came back. She had a tear form in her eye but I said, Just as well. She said she wanted to repay me for my kindness and I said it would be a buck-fifty. She asked if I had change and I said no ( I really did) but that I would have to owe her. So I kept the $2 because I started thinking about it and $1.50 wasn't enough. So it worked out. I saw her dog running in the bushes as she was walking away but I didn't say anything because I was doing her a favor.

This is the Schedule for Dave's BigFoot Show I and II in 2011

August 11th at the Weber County Fair Dave's BigFoot Show I-The Re-visitation. Even if you saw the first show there will be enough additions that you won't want to miss this one. This First Show prepares you to see

Dave's BigFoot Show II in Ogden Valley on September 3rd, That's the Saturday of Labor Day weekend. 
They are two different shows!!

Plus

The Family BigFoot Encounter Expeditions held on the west hills of Ogden Valley where you will be able to bring the whole family to take real photgraphs of fake BigFoots in their natural habitat. This experience will prepare you for the real thing if sometime in your future you are fortunate enough to meet one face to face or see one in the wild.

Then after a day of being around and hearing all about the creature known as BigFoot  you can run the BigFoot MidNight Blood Run. This 10k starts at 10:00pm at night and runs by the light of the  moon. Bring a good headlamp and a whole lot of courage as you'll need it. Staged actors will be along the route. This will be a once in a lifetime experience.

 This annual event will be one of a kind. Don't miss out on all the fun.

Go to: BigFoot USA for more details.

The New Dave's BigFootShow......................

Monday, July 26, 2010

Texas Pride, BBQ, Huntsville, UT

Local People sharing Local unexplained Experiences. These are not campfire stories. They are real events in the lives of real people. We aren't trying to prove or disprove the existence of a BigFoot type creature but we are saying it's not a man in a suit.

Dinner and the Music of Dark Horse begins at 5:00pm, Show starts at 6-9pm. Bring your own chair (no lounges Please) come early and stake out your seat. Dinner will be served throughout the show.

Tickets on sale now at Texas Pride BBQ in Huntsville or from the Ticket Kid or call me at 1-801-791-0075 or email at CarverDavidL@aol.com. See ya there, See ya Scared!

THIS IS THE SOMETHIN' BIG THAT IS COMIN'---mONDAY jULY 26, DAVE'S BIGFOOT SHOW AT TEXAS PRIDE, HUNTSVILLE

The BIG SOMTHIN' IS GOING TO BE REVEALED AT THIS TIME: On Monday July 26, Texas Pride BBQ and Davieboy Carver present DAVE'S BIGFOOT SHOW. (click)

In the old Huntsville Town Square there will be three hours of local people telling their experiences of the unexplained in the local area. The first event of it's kind in the state of Utah. The number of experiences from around here... is amazing. You won't want to miss this night. Advanced ticket sales will begin monday June 21st. Watch for The TICKET KIDS and at the resturant. Bring your lawn chairs and come ready for a great and scarey time. Follow this link for more info. Hope to see you there and hope to see you scared!!!!!!!!!!1

DARK HORse public CalenDAR summer 2010

Sat Apr 17 Union Station Ogden 3:00 pm

Sat May 22 Texas Pride BBQ Huntsville 6:00 pm

Sat Jun 5 Squaw Peak 50 Provo Canyon 3:00 pm

Sat Jun 19 Texas Pride BBQ Huntsville 6:00 pm

Sat Jul 23 Texas Pride BBQ Huntsville 6:00 pm

Mon Jul 26 Texas Pride BBQ Huntsville 5:00 pm

Wed Aug 11 Weber County Fair Fairgrounds 8:30 pm

Sat Aug 21 Skyline Mtn Marathon Eden Park 10:00 am

Sat Aug 28 Texas Pride BBQ Huntsville 6:00 pm

Fri Sep 10 La Caille Salt Lake City 6:30 pm

Sat Sep 25 Texas Pride BBQ Huntsville 6:00 pm

Sat Oct 30 Up and Over Wolf Mountain 10:00 am

SOMETHING BIG IS COMING-July 26

YOu're going to want to attend. Monday, Night July 26, Something big, really, really big. Something

 hairy and scary big. This is so big as Tara Robertson's kid said, "it scared me right out of my crap!" That's how scary this is going to be.

This will be a family night for the brave. Hosted by Texas Pride, Produced by Davieboy Carver and it's not the Band. They will be there but it's even bigger than Dark Horse and you know how hard that is for me to say. Let's just say it will be on the news stations.

Tickets will go on sale soon. Get READY

The NEW Dark Horse

"Smoke, on the water...."

If you want to see a fun party I'm working on for the summer, check out this link: Then look at the home page for the same